Monday, May 14, 2007

Stolen Jokes are the best kind of jokes

Knock knock
Who's there?
9/11
9/11 who?

If you can guess the punchline, I'll give you a dollar.

I wasn't in the mood for this today, but I have some cute shit waiting in the wings and tomorrow will be a better day. I am going to be wearing a pink shirt.

I spent $180 on clothes in the last week. Such a fucking waste.

5 comments:

Rachel said...

"You said you'd never forget"

Miss Beans said...

Oh man. I guess I owe you a dollar, honey. And we should be best friends! Did you hear that joke from MC Chris?

Rachel said...

actually, someone on my livejournal friends page posted it (yes i'm on lj i'm emo and lame). i thought it was incredibly tasteless, and also, fucking hilarious.

p.s. i found your page through iilwy. hi!

Miss Beans said...

I love love love iilwy.
Tasteless jokes tend to be the funniest.
I will bid on you! What is your iilwy name?

Rachel said...

i'm "rach". no games right now though... i like to keep people guessing. haha.