From the Something Awful forums:
Nice shirt, want to fuck and never speak again and maybe make awkward eye contact at parties but that's about the extent of our contact even though we have engaged in the most intimate action known to man?
If I told you you had a nice body, would you get the joke?
"I like your mouth."
"Why?"
"Cause I have a penis."
So do you wanna dance??
WHAT?!?
I said "you look fat in those pants!"
I like my women like I like my coffee; QUIET
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