Books

I am reading so much and I refuse to use bookmarks (they're for suckers), so I just have to guess where I was an then pick it up from there (generally page 39). What I have taken to doing is reading to the end of the chapter and then going back to where I started (this time) and reading back until I get to the point that I actually put down the book (the last time). You should try. It changes the whole fucking thing.

Books you should read because I am reading them:
The Jelly Donut Diet Book - It is not exactly good and the editing could be better, but someone published it as is. I find I like his personality enough to ignore the blatant mistakes.
The Corrections - I lied to someone and told them I read it twice. I have only read it once. I am in the middle of the second reading.
The last 3 issues of Esquire - that is when my subscription began and I am trying to catch up.
Off the Books: The Underground Economy of the Urban Poor - Again, not the best storyteller, but the stories are too good(? interesting may be a better word) to not read.

Stars - Your Ex-Lover Is Dead

Fuck that last one. This is the best song. So cool is this one that if you aren't reading this in real time, you're not going to know what "last one" I was referring to.

I already got mine

So it must be cool.

Ferguson Speaks From The Heart

This is pretty cool.

The Coolest/Cutest Clothes Ever

Next time you're in France pick me up something, anything from this place. It is all amazing.

Not so much cool, as gross

But I thought you should see it.

Yessir

The Magic Numbers are better than any music you like.

From Something Awful's forum "MSPaint Your Shittiest/Most Awkward First Date"

If you eat this, we are not friends

KFC Fish Snacker
An Alaskan Pollock fish filet breaded and fried to golden perfection, then topped with tangy tartar sauce and served on a warm sesame seed bun.

LazyTown - Cooking by the Book

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I need somewhere for the things that I think are cool. Especially since they're so much cooler than the things you think are cool. Like this shirt:


It's from Urban Outfitters, but don't buy one. I haven't gotten mine yet.